What If I’m a Russian Spy

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Mission entrusted by Mother Russia: SHOP TILL YOU DROPP! operation.

Firstly, will need many good looking spy suit to execute the LOOK. to look good especially like the spy in ‘em movies…oh now now.. i need more then just outfits… the hairdo, makeup, and yessss lots n lots of exercise… Here are my role models..

Scarlett Johansson, Russian Spy in IronMan3… Hot huh?

Angelina Jolie.. in Salt ofcos… Not a russian spy(or atleast i think she’s not based on the trailer) being accused as one.. Hot as usual… the look & jacket… oh so spy like.. i like!

Fazura & Maya Karin, Malaysia’s hotchicks, in ala-ala spy Pisau Cukur… their outfits n accesories is just gorgeous..

Then, would need to do research and background check,on any event related to the operation (read: sale) all around the world. Checking and research needs to be thorough not leaving any leeks or missing any clues. Plan wisely and understand on which operation that will consists of many targets and assets. Ensure that bang and burn will not happen.

Plan & Organize timeframe wisely for able to accomplish as many operations (read: sale) as possible, check and draw up plan and mark on the map for an easier target to make each and every capture at operation a success. London, Paris & Millan will be the first spots where many most wanted criminals (shopping criminals that is) will be and the clues and evidents.. oh oh so heaven… Prada, Gucci, LV … you name them all! oh my gucci..(oopps sorry termelatah pulak)

Sharpen up my spy skills – As a spy I need to learn many skills and abilities, and fast! Each new operation calls for different skills, cover and legend. A good memory is a spy’s most used weapon. Need these to remember all the names of the roads, operations date (read: sales date) and targets.. Grabbing and getting hold of the evidence, clues and targets (read: branded goods)… with my spy & combat skill.. am sure I’ll be the one coming out from the operation {read boutique} with the most bags…. of errm, evidence… some suggest watching spy movies can help;

this Jacky Chan movie would be good ay?

and how about Totally Spies, can watch together with my daughters.. tee hee..

ok, now now I know as a spy I shouldn’t be greedy, I might need to seek help and extra hands during the operation (read sale), a squad team(of friends) will do good at this hour, get help form Acorns or Agents(read my bffs) to grab all the clues, evidence and target before any others could, more help will be better. team efforts means team sharing rite? if not I’ll end up just like Becky… drawing too much eyes on me, is just not good.. no no for spies..

Last but not least, Gadgets – being a spy ofcourse I need to have tonnes of ‘em gadgets to help tracking down the targets and to accomplish a mission… which ofcos all will be provided by Mother Russia, that is why I didnt mention them in my shopping spree opps I mean operation plans altho am a gadget freak cos I have already have them. And recently another operation came up called the Nuffnang Salt operation and Mother Sony was generous to offer the most wanted spy gadget of the century Sony bloggie camera… {pressing my luck.. too much?? heee..)

ok.. i rest my case…. or should i say.. mission… Hope u enjoyed my salty entry..hope its not too much crap. heee.

Have a beautiful Wednesday guys!!

ps: I have a not so happy story of mine to share….. but tomorrow yea? and also happy news too.. that’ll be next week. now hafta finish up some work.. take care guys!